Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson as always come across to myself as both very beautiful as well as slightly aloof. She lacks that girl next door, approachable, quality that honestly appeals to me. For a young actress she has managed both many quality films (including a few Woody Allen outings) and keeping herself out of the negative attention spotlight.






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"Scarlett Johansson Cold Scarlett"


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Scarlett Johansson pitches for Loreal a lip gloss that honestly looks like it came with Barbie's My First Make-up Kit. (Heart shaped with sparkles?)





Scarlett Johansson makes strategically placed bedsheet love in Match Point. I love the english countryside in the clip. My grandparents had a garden just like the one ion the beginning of the clip. It's a great place for a young child to recreate his favorite scenes from The Shining with his little sister.



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According to my Netflix blurb Helen Hunt is the seductress and Scarlett Johansson is the wife in the film A good Woman... yeah I'm not sure how that is supposed to work. Anyway this scene demonstrates the life or death struggle between two woman that wore the same outfit. Honestly I was hoping for an over the top catfight.





Scarlett Johansson shows of her back in A Good Woman. I admit I like the fact Scarlett isn't one of these size zero actresses. She isn't afraid to look loke a real woman.




Scarlett Johansson imitates my girlfriend watching The Real Housewives of New York on a lazy Sunday afternoon in the first scene of this collection of clips from A Love Song For Bobby Long. That is Scarlett doing the voice-over discussing her acting. She has a pleasant native voice.



Scarlett Johansson's nipples are the cinematic equivalent of the castaways getting off Gilligan's Island. Every episode I think this could be the one. This scene of her swimming naked from He's Just Not That Into You is just the latest example.




"You'll never touch me again" how many times have I heard that...




I really enjoyed the experience of watching Lost in Translation. It was such a relaxing movie. Kind of put me in a Zen space.



Scarlett Johansson, Patricia Clarkson and Penelope Cruz in Vicky Cristina Barcelona.




Cherry panties? I am afraid symbolism meets fetish in The Perfect Score.



Scoop was a cute movie. I can't remember if Scarlett Johansson was supposed to be related to Woody Allen, but if she was I pretty sure that moves this film into the realm of Science Fiction.



Diabetic alert it's a Meet cute overdose in The Nanny Diaries.




Look just tell your mom she spent 120,000 on an Ivy League education so you could end up with a nanny job. Just blame the economy, that's what I do.




This movie needs a shark attack... stat.




Seriously what woman would hire a nanny that looks like Scarlett Johansson. That is simply asking for trouble




Scarlett Johansson getting bathed and dressed in the opening credits from The Other Boleyn Girl.





Scarlett Johansson, an overwhelming musical score, and a surprisingly skinny king get it on in The Other Boleyn Girl.




Focus damn it focus... who is running this movie camera Mr. Magoo?




Great scene from The Spirit. You know this wasn't a bad movie when the titular character wasn't on screen. And yes that foot with a head is pretty damn weird. Oh as a bonus check out the white mouse stealing camera time on the left side of the screen. Damn hammy extras.




I know I showed part of this clip above, but the lesbian kiss between Penélope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson bears repeating.



Scarlett Johansson talking over a Woody Allen voice over (it's either in the movie or directors commentary I honestly can't tell) with a unhappy looking Penélope Cruz popping into frame at the end.





I couldn't figure out what movie this racy clip of Scarlett Johansson comes from but I am guessing it is early in her career.




Scarlett Johansson in her native habitat (The red carpet)


















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